I just don't fit in. I have tried my best, but I am true NorthWest Girl! I don't belong in Buffalo. It has been almost SEVEN years and I finally give up...I'm never going to like the Sabres I think hockey is a sport for young athletes, not REAL ones.(Please don't knock me out...I am sure they are good...well better than the Bills). Sorry, I am never authentically going to cheer on the Bills...it's just not going to happen, I did give it my best. The tailgating experience was one I will never forget even if I wanted to...let's just say..deer heads...fire...lots of urine and its 30 NO make that 20 degrees outside. I have never tried to enjoy the coffer flavored water they call Tim Horton's...hello people this is a CANADIAN company.
Sorry neighbors but I don't want to sit and talk all day, yes its amazing to be outside since we need to use our time wisely, since its going to snow EIGHT months out of this year, but really just because I am doing yardwork doesn't mean I want to hang out and share my life story and talk about how bad the winter is going to be. Let me be! I can't believe I actually miss the the grey misty mornings full of delicious STARBUCKS COFFEE. I have to go to Target here to get a decent cup of COFFEE!
I am staring to hear a Buffalo accent come out when I speak...not going to lie, this is scaring me. I enjoyed how correctly I used to speak, and am not OK with my children's strange A sounds! I don't like Buffalo Wings, I'm sorry I rather have a grilled SALMON and a nice glass of wine from the COLUMBIA WINERY. I must be homesick, time to do a pro and con list. As a previous Marriage and Family Therapist, my professional hat says..."get out the problem talk"! So sorry Buffalo...I will eventually try my best to get along with you...I will I will...
SEATTLE BUFFALO
rain snow
misty frozen
Seahawks Bills
Sonics coming back baby! Yeah they don't do basketball
Starbucks Coffee flavored water Tim Horton's
Nordstroms lucky to find a TJMaxx
Fresh Alaskan Salmon Seafood? Yeah that place on the water closed down
Churches I understand I cannot attend Mass
Taco Time Mighty Joke of a Taco YUCK!
Frozen Yogurt Frozen Custard
Mariners Baseball I think they have a team, the Bisons not professional team
Close to Canada Closer to Canada
Energy Efficient Energy Suck
No basement flooded basement
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